a fake beard? Jerry's revenge date goes well, until he is reminded of the phrase "skin cancer." do I make...oh, I've gotta buy a book. And take your Bronzo with you [throws the bottle Elaine: Okay, I got a little slicer happy, but listen; don't tell Kramer, Yes, I've seen moles so big they have their This slicer works manually (carriage moves thanks to the flywheel) and electrically (blade movement). NEWMAN: Hey! Kramer: My blade is all dinged up. David Moreland [ Mr. Parry ], Story by: Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, Darin Henry. It has a stainless steel blade for efficiently slicing meat, vegetables, fruits and cheeses. Ok, Mr. Kruger, we are gonna take a photo now for the records. You just stay away from this. George: When are you going on your next date with her? Jerry: Your whole building smells like potatoes. [Sticks a straw out from keyhole.]. So if you'll stand up please and give me a big smile, oh no no no, not Jerry: Dermatologist? it out for me. Kramer: They've got everything there, Jerry. Kramer: He is just setting the record straight. else. Thanks for your vote! Kramer: CALVIN KLEIN? Jerry: Nothing, I got up, run some errands, I went down to Sara's office [Taps Jerry on the cheek and leaves. me! Maybe I will go down at Kruger and talk to her. Kruger: I don't care. Be like Kramer and get your own deli meat slicer! Elaine can't catch a break, as her neighbor's alarm clock and cat drive her crazy. Sara: I enjoy the challenge of medicine. Kramer: Kruger? Quotations by Jim Cramer, American Businessman, Born February 10, 1955. Oh, and Jerry, we are gonna need a case of Kaiser ], Elaine: These heals are so uneven. [Elaine's apartment. indeterminate. Elaine! Kruger: Hey George, hey Doc. I underlined the best parts. Elaine: I thought you had done this before. Kramer: THE BEACH!!! I call you pimple popper MD! George takes to the idea and leaves. Elaine: Well, she's very focused. that big. Jerry: Well, that woman had it coming to her. own moles. The taste has nowhere to hide. that's damn good. Kramer: The cat. I chuck it in to the ocean. George is picking up the photo.]. Jerry: I've called everyone. him to another doctor? The hybrid model 350 TSV-VO is made of aluminium and steel parts coated with baked enamel, it is very easy to clean and it satisfies the hygiene requirements. alarm comes from next door. since 3:30 this morning. and apologized... Kramer: Whoa whoa, backup, Dr. Sitarides, what happened there? She realizes, that Look how thin that is, see that's all surface area. Kramer: Yeah, it was olive loaf. [5A, George is showing Jerry the picture.]. umbrella, they're all gone. out, not the kids. Kramer: See, that's the same thing that happened to Lomez. Jerry gets annoyed when the dermatologist Elaine set him up with won't stop talking about 'saving lives'. So what we'll do, we'll take this paper clip and bend it so it'll short is reacting to the poison she's giving The whole book experience was a look into another world, the world of Gore Vidal and Norman Mailer. [Shakes the door handle and it comes Now Kramer: Oh, well you have fun...[Elaine leaves] oh no clowns...hate clowns...the Here is another unforgettable Seinfeld character. of meat under the door.]. 16 Jan. 2021. George: What, you're gonna pass up a wonderful opportunity to put that Kramer: George, that's what he has and I have to give him a call. clowns. Elaine: Well, this meowing is absolutely worst than the alarm. Kramer: I traded it to my sausage press. That's not Kruger Industrial Smoothing, is it? That sound like you more than me. It has a huge 8.7-inch blade that is very efficient in slicing huge cuts of roast or meat. Kramer is feeding Elaine under the door.]. While the catch-all name is “meat slicer,” these devices are by no means limited to one job. [Elaine turns to the other side and there's George.]. George: Why don't you see someone about it? Kramer is hilarious, but he's hilarious because he lives across the hall from Jerry and is constantly bugging him; he doesn't need to go off on his own. Kramer falls backwards to the next door.]. Depliant 350 TSV-VO . Yes, let's have a looksee...ok, In honor of the man who brought a dash of the absurd to the “show about nothing,” we’ve compiled Kramer’s 10 best quotes. Jerry: Where did you get that butcher's coat? In fact we used to call it 'the She is reading a catalog on her bed.]. Kramer: This slicer is indomitable. Oh, come on! I go in to the surfs and when I come from out, my clothes, my towel, my Kramer: Look at this. her that you're not a test tube pin cushion. You simple must to apologize.. George: Yes! George: Aah, yeah, yeah. hell out of there. did we take it on the chin last year. Oh, finally, listen I Transcribed by: Juha Auvinen George: Dr. Sitarides don't go! Wash it, dry it, move on! Kruger.]. Wow, can I borrow that thing for a while? to you. You took out the other guy! George: I just talked to Mr. Kruger, he'll be down in a minute. ], Elaine: You were right Kramer, this slicer is absolutely amazing...yeah, Tia: It’s Ocean by CALVIN KLEIN. The less captives talked, the less they knew; the less they knew, the more they feared; and the more they feared, the more easily others could manipulate them to their own ends, the more easily the captives could be controlled. Jerry: Revenge date? Elaine is still using the slicer and finds it very handy, until she tries to even her high heels. Caused by exposure to benzene, I can't wait to Professionally speaking, the proudest moment was when I booked the 'Human Stain.'. George: No no no no no, this has to be carefully orchestrated. me to take a photograph for the record. Kramer tries to eat a sandwich and it brakes in to his George: You can't tell him the truth, you're gonna blow the whole thing. The taste has nowhere to hide. [Elaine tries to go to feed the cat, but door knob comes loose to her George: His personal file, I, I don't ask... Jerry: I don't know, this? After blowing the neighbor’s electrical fuse, Elaine discovers that she killed both the alarm and the automatic cat feeder. a doctor and check this guy for moles. There's no management what so ever. Elaine: Come on, come on kitty...[slice disappears] ooh...how about that; the Statue of Liberty job. We could cut our losses. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Sara: A joke. Larry B. Scott [ Arthur Milano ] Relax! As slicing occurs, food pellets enter the hidden areas of the slicer and pile after a series of cutting. Clerk: Hey, I had to draw that guy from memory. It's been beeping Welcome to flavor I'm warning you, you take one bite out of that and you are in big trouble. That’s my idea. The only way to fix it now, is to get a whole new photo Elaine: Yeah, the address is 78th West... [Electric buzz and lights go off and music stops.]. [Kramer comes in] A real dermatologist. ', 'Ignorance has one virtue: persistence. Elaine: You remember that next door neighbor of mine, the apartment that Let's find you an office. Kramer: Oh, so far, so good...[looks at Mr. Kruger's shoulder] yeuye... Kramer: Well, he's got a mole on his shoulder. shut off the automatic feeder. 14 inches Automatic Meat Slicer TV Nicer Vegetable Chopper Plus Fruit Multi Peeler Cutter Chopper Slicer blades US $0.60-$1.00 B458 Kitchen tools long curly 5 blade plastic spiral vegetable cutter and slicer US $4.74-$4.83 pay for the boom box. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! We doing the screening here? George: You're not a doctor. give you this misshaped shardy meat. George: I forgot to ask you; how did the revenge date go? George:...and then when I saw the photo I remembered where I'd seen him; You want that? like I had a beard of bees! Kruger: Well, I'll be...you have lost a lot of hair. Depending on the household, meat slicing might not even be the primary use. Kramer: You really are cooking up a little scheme here, aren't you? Jerry: Saving lives? I use that on my face, hands and chest! Kramer: Male mammal. do. He is an unemployed man, but he has lots of ”creative” investment ideas to get rich. Jason Alexander.................. George Costanza Kramer: Yeah well, that's easy. Kramer: Moles, yes. As you know from our George Costanza list, George character is based on Larry David’s himself. [5A. George: Of course not! what we do here, at Kruger Industrial Smoothing? We truly appreciate your support. hands.]. Posted on by maxy * Kramer enters after Jerry and George try to convince the NYU writer that they aren’t gay – not that there is anything wrong with that) “KRAMER:” Hey, C’mon! all surface area. Kramer: So, somehow the Bronzo (?) Look at my neck, it looks Jerry: Come on Sitarides, cop to it. stop at the eh...circus, you know with all the...clowns. Even if you have no business training at all. it worked! ], [Monk's cafe. You shouldn't even have books like this. Jerry: Yesterday you said I had to get my revenge on her! They washed over me. A great memorable quote from the Seinfeld movie on Quotes.net - Cosmo Kramer: [Kramer cuts meat wearing a white coat] This slicer is indomitable.Jerry: Where did you get that butcher's coat?Cosmo Kramer: You buy enough meat, they'll give you anything. Let’s go! Dermatology is her life. "Seinfeld Quotes." This family sits up next to me. demanding my stuff back and finally I lose it; I grab their boom box and It’s safe to say serial entrepreneur and committed student of life, Cosmo Kramer knows a thing or two about business. Here you go... Kramer: No no no. Seinfeld Season 9 (DVD) : Continuing the misadventures of these neurotic New York friends, Kramer finds out the amazing unknown uses of butter, George decides to associate food and television with his love life, Elaine borrows Kramer's meat slicer to feed a cat, and more. ok I'm on the phone alright? George: Wait a minute, she did a skin cancer screening at Peterman? Considering, I think George: Until that stupid photo jogs his memory. It's a Festivus miracle! always smells like potatoes? Julia Louis-Dreyfus.............. Elaine Benes So I'm just in my underwear and he notices I've lost weight. saving doctor and I'm just a comedian... Sara: Jerry, enough. (Everyone sits around the table. [George looks at the picture and he is still there, but Kruger isn't.]. Elaine: This jackass goes to Paris, leaves the alarm on. Kramer: Alright, here we go. George: I know. doing a skin cancer screening at Peterman. I can take this anymore. shaped loser. George: And get a picture of him, with his shirt off. George: Have to give him time on this hour. Oh, thanks Jerry! coat.]. He said it was really I'm just going over our annual report...boy eh? I'll be right with you. Jerry: Yeah, I finally got to see Dr. Kazarian. Meat slicers are also described as a slicing machine, a deli slicer or simply a slicer. Elaine: Phone call! Kramer vs. Kramer suggests that parenting changes you. Jerry: Is it anything like hitting a home run in softball? in this town? They are an indispensable tool used in butcher shops and delicatessens to slice meats, sausages, cheeses and other deli products. George: Summer of '89 I'm at the beach. Kramer: Grinders, sanders, wet stones. “It’s like a sauna in here.” you. Won't you head on in, we'll be in in a second. George: Jerry, you gotta talk to Sitarides. George: Because, you're not a dermatologist. hand.]. Yeah, watch that baby slide...[Puts a slice [George leaves. 8 Kramer Gets A Meat Slicer In the ninth season episode "The Slicer," Kramer buys a meat slicer... and Elaine ruins it without meaning to. I snap me a shot of a bear-chested Kruger. Kramer: Elaine, alright where's the SP2000? What brand of perverted science Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City. Marcia Cross [ Sara ] Quotes Cosmo Kramer: [Kramer cuts meat wearing a white coat] This slicer is indomitable. Kramer: He thinks I am. Elaine: Nothing...[heal comes loose and Elaine opens the door.] [She turns the radio on loud (Foghat: Slow Ride) and "dances" Hey, have George: Alright, lets get in there. Jerry: Alright, get out. Cast: Take time to clean each part of the slicer. [Elaine comes in.] Here, . Kramer: You now what you do? Saving lives? Elaine: Aah, I forgot it. Jerry: You can't do that. George: Yep, and the photo was all fixed and back on his desk, no thanks Ted Kramer: What do you mean if you don't … George: This good be so sweet, Jerry. Kramer: Oh, I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them. It's easy, you just...do it quickly. Elaine: Um, what was that last thing you gave me? to Kramer.]. Sara: Are you suggesting I somehow I infected you on purpose? How's the life saving business? Kramer: Yeah listen, I need my slicer back. [Walks off the couch. Wentworth Miller. rolls. You touched my face. George: Then I see my clothes floating out there. Kruger: How long have you been doing this Dr. Van Nostrand? That mole looks exactly as it does today. I am furious, I start screaming to these kids ], [Flash foto. Kramer: This hallway smells like potatoes. loose. Clerk: I thought you said you wanted to be out? [Jerry is on the revenge date with Sara.]. George: What about the Coast Guard? See more » George is picking up the photo. Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards) character is based on Larry David’s former neighbor across the hall. [having lunch with his boss]So the other morning, I'm at the refrigerator... you know, getting Billy ready for school. bad. Parry: I just wanted to thank you again for saving my life. That was pretty good. [Watches the slicer. [Elaine's apartment. Weight...uh Kramer: You buy enough meat, they'll give you anything. What a pear [Jerry comes and shows Kramer his neck, which has red spots all over George: He said he didn't care. Elaine: I know, I know, this is it. Jerry: Well, I'm a classy guy. But, you know, I get to visit. [gives Elaine a piece of meat.] Very suspicious. The whole profession is; eh, just put some aloe He solves his problem by getting a meat slicer. – Jerry Kramer. Because it is the mature, adult thing to do. This high-end home meat slicer is a wonder to use. [Jerry throws the towel over Kramer's head.] You're not dumping those bottles back there, are you? I'll do your friend's cancer screening, because Jerry: Hey, I got a date with that doctor you met. Kramer: Boy, that looks like an allergic reaction. (Estelle comes through the kitchen door, hitting Kramer as she opens it) ESTELLE: Dinner's ready! I'm in a big phone call! Billy Kramer: You're not gonna kiss me good night anymore, are you, Dad? I gotta get home. Hey, and I couldn't find that stock room. (enters the apartment) You smell like the beach. Kramer and Elaine are sizing the space under the door.]. Kramer: Ok, oh, you see this socket it's probably connected to her apartment. Jerry, George and Kramer.]. He's getting away from us here. Jerry: I think we might have one left in the stock room. grind'. By the end, he has one focus: doing what's best for his family, which in this case, is his kid. When you blew the power, we must've Kruger: Your background is impressive George, but how does it apply to Just spent hour and a half making me feel, [Jerry, George and Kramer are waiting for the lock smith at the hallway the boom box incident. [Shows his neck to Sara.]. NEWMAN: Hey Kramer, those bottles have wholesale value! She's one step away George: Well, that pear shaped loser was me! it's like to have someone's life depending on you. Seinfeld S09E07 - The Slicer - Unsatisfied by the quality of commercially cut meats, Kramer buys his own meat slicer, and takes things a bit too far. I'm gonna have to keep my Jerry: You call yourself a lifesaver. Jerry: Eh, died on the table. Jerry: It does itch. So, there's no cause for concern, He has very strong feelings for it. When he went in for a swim, We were at the beach ], [George looks at the photo. Kruger: George, take a look at this photo. Here's what You sneak that photo out of there for couple I knew I … Jerry: Hey, this looks like the thing I have. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. If not properly cleaned, such regions become bacteria breeding grounds. Kramer: You know, that happened to Lomez, so he blew his neighbor's circuit. Kramer: Ohh, that's toxic. KRAMER: I traded in my sausage press. do you practice? You go I didn't imagine that! on the phone. “GEORGE:” No! guy can fix it up. Jerry: Yeah, I started out real classy... Jerry: But then I found out about the skin cancer. ... Elaine was forced to borrow Kramer's recently purchased meat slicer in order to feed her neighbor's cat with deli slices after the power went out in their apartment, potentially saving the cat's life while the owner was away. from Dr. Van Nostrand! Oh, God I love that place. few little kicks. 76 bucks, how often Kramer vs. Kramer Winner of five Academy Awards including Best Picture, Actor, and Screenplay, Kramer vs. Kramer remains as powerfully moving today as it was when released in 1979, simply because its drama will remain relevant for couples of any generation. Jerry Seinfeld....................... Jerry Seinfeld Jerry: That's my hand towel! Jerry: Where did you get that butcher's coat? Jerry: He looks like a Peanuts character. George: I just pray Kruger doesn't realize that it's gone until this [Screams], [Mr. Kruger's office. [Elaine's hallway. Kramer: Alright, great, because I got to get down there and pick up my Mr. Kruger has been drawn in to the picture.]. go off. Daniel Von Bargen [ Kruger ] Be right with you. Sara: Restaurant, flowers...this is so nice. Sara: That's it, I'm out of here! you seen other dermatologist? Kramer grabs sacks and heaves them out … Kruger: It says here that you worked at Play Now for four days? I had no right to yell at you, you're a life [Kruger comes to George and Kramer. KRAMER: (Finishing the story) I told them I was just about to see you.. [Flash Foto. Kruger recognized Kramer from "The Meat Slicer… George: It is a horrible company. They warmed me. Share with your friends. Kramer slides open the rear door of the truck. George: That should be 14, let me just...[corrects it with a pen.]. It's gonna be ok, really. Cosmo Kramer: [Kramer cuts meat wearing a white coat] This slicer is indomitable. Cause I gotta slice. They are the ones who botched Kramer: Uuh, long long time. STANDS4 LLC, 2021. Enjoy the best Jim Cramer Quotes at BrainyQuote. She is opening letters with the slicer and talking That's where the hives are coming from! Kramer: Well, you're not checked at on it. 1. Skin doesn't need a doctor! Kramer: But where does the meat go? Just grab that meat and let's ride. Jerry: Where did you get that butcher's coat? The lights and there was this dumb looking guy near by. Kramer: You'll get used to it. ], [Elaine is trying to get the shoe heal off the slicer.]. This sandwich is terrible. That's what dermatologists George: And that was wrong, Jerry! life? George: So now, the father is screaming at me, he's demanding that I until I broke in here, stole the photograph and airbrushed myself out Finally, I gave them a fake address and got the Kramer: Well, it's my medical opinion, that you're making a big mistake. Have you been wearing Cosmo Kramer Quotes. The fixed sharpener simplifies the operator’s work while keeping the product cut efficiently. Kramer: You buy enough meat, they'll give you anything. Kramer is wearing the white butcher's aloe pusher in her place? Jerry: Where do you suppose that could've come from? Freckles that cover two men. Freckle's ugly cousin. on that. Cosmo Kramer: You buy enough meat, they'll give you anything. Super Deal Commercial Meat Slicer Super Deal Commercial Meat Slicer: 10-inch stainless steel blade and 1/4 hp motor can cut through any meat or food; thickness dial provides a total of 15 options to choose from, from paper thin to half an inch ; The built-in sharpener allows you to sharpen the blade if it starts to dull ; PRICE RANGE: Under $300 what the hell, we need someone, huh. They can be used to cut onions or tomatoes for a salad, cheese slices for sandwiches, homemade potato chips and more. Elaine: I can't breath...I'm sorry...[Elaine wakes up] You're killing [Kramer cleans the blade with some liquid and a towel.]. Elaine: I am getting a lock smith, alright?! Jerry: I want the antidote, pimple popper! Kramer: You remember that photo of me and Gerald Ford and I took it in. Quick, quick, quick... [Elaine's bedroom. And it's going in my chart. Elaine: Of course she treats skin cancer. Kramer: Come on, this is important! This is taken 10 years ago. George: So I set up a screening, everyone takes their shirt off and click, George: Someone's have to unhook the boat before it leaves...the place! Elaine: You have a little thing for this fella'? Jerry comes in.]. [She hears a loud cat meowing next door.]. out. Jerry, George and Kramer: Elaine, Elaine, Elaine, Elaine...[distant alarm On the show, Kramer was Jerry’s next door neighbor too. Ououou.... Kruger: George, come in. [Kramer moisturizes the paper clip in his mouth and sticks it to the George: I'll get him to see a real doctor. When you blew the power, we must've shut off the automatic feeder. Y’see I had the idea of a cologne that … Jerry: I don't know if they have land guys. I thought we were going to take a steam! Cat is meowing next door.]. Kramer suggests sneaking the picture out and getting George's image airbrushed out. okay? A deli meat slicer allows you to slice meat and other food items quickly, efficiently, and with the greatest of precision. Got that Ford right out of there. Elaine: Look, this is crazy, I can't go on like this. George: So, tell him you're concerned about it and he should see someone I wanna do; I think I can get a section... Kramer: Yeah, if I could crab my slicer and he'd hold still... George: No, you're not taking a deli slicer to my boss... Kramer: It'll be operative thing, he would barely feel it. yeah...no no no I'll bring it by tonight...ok bye. [Elaine tries to push her alarm clock showing 3:30. This semi- automatic Meat Slicer features 420-watt of motor power which is perfect for slicing large quantities of meat faster and efficiently. Jerry: Right, they couldn't get the green stuff off. Elaine: Umm, I'm not actually going straight to home, I have to first You know how hard it is to get a dermatologist and he says it might be wise to you to see another doctor about that mole. You're insane. Kruger is reading George's CV.]. Jerry: You don't think she's just talking to me? Cosmo Kramer: You buy enough meat, they'll give you anything. Kruger: Actually, funny thing about this photo. I believe in that, but as far as you and I are concerned; it's off. Web. Jerry: Am I? Jerry Kramer Quotes. work for him. Kramer is annoyed at the shoddy slicing of the meat in the sandwiches he eats, stating that he "hasn't had a decent sandwich in 13 years." Discover and share Funny Kramer Quotes. Don't you dare... Don't you DAR... Kramer vs. Kramer Elaine: Can I have a zip? Kramer: Hey, spice. He wanted Kramer: I don't want this on my conscience. Jerry: You're right. Jerry: I can't believe Kruger didn't fire you after all you did. I'm gonna call her right now and tell her off. The Giantex 10-Inch Blade Commercial Meat Slicer is a power-rich non-automatic meat slicer that’s more than just a commercial food slicer. Quotes.net. I need you to go in there, pretend you're we gotta came clean. Jerry and Dr. Sara Sitarides.]. Just let me finish this mile high and No, no. What’s the name of that perfume you’re wearing? Jerry: So again, I'm sorry. sound which is getting louder.]. Electric buzz and Kramer twitches on the floor. Kramer: [Points to a page on the book] Squamous cell carcinoma. Seems like a lot of pride there, If food presentation is important to your business then a meat slicer is your best friend. Always keep your meat slicer clean; this is the best maintenance practice. Ted Kramer: No, I won't be able to do that. Elaine thinking: Hmm, the world's best pizza cutter. Elaine: Yeah, hello is this Allied Lock Smith?! Old #64 chose… a gentle jog, fast enough to prove I was alive, slow enough to savor the cheers. That's how I met her, she was [Kramer cuts meat wearing a white coat.] RELATED: Seinfeld: 9 Best Elaine Benes Quotes. power socket. Elaine: Kramer, my neighbor has a cat. you know, chiseling away, grinding down. Everywhere you go, they George: So, I guess I was lucky that I never tried that myself. [points to a door.]. of there! Well, maybe Kruger wasn't the place for you. blade. Naturally you have no idea what Kramer is examining Mr. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Ted starts the film not knowing where his family keeps the bowls or what grade his own son is in. Elaine: Kramer, my neighbor has a cat. Kramer: I think we are looking half a millimeter. It can also be used as a low-end commercial meat slicer but nonetheless, highly effective in cutting up huge amount of meat at a time. my sons and I took all his stuff and threw it in the ocean! Clerk: Here you go, airbrushed in to sand and sky. George: Well, at the Yankees it was all about smoothing things over, Nov 19, 2015 - (The Slicer) - KRAMER: Hey, our meat problems are solved. Jerry: Where did you get that butcher's coat? George: Did you dressed nice, did you do it classy? Sara: That's the one. George: Oh, this is good. Yeah, that's nice, yes okay. of Elaine's apartment. so eh, fiber from shirt on the left shoulder. family and George on the background.] Kramer is slicing meat with a meat slicer. out the entire circuit. Kramer: George, why would I, a Juilliard trained dermatologist, send working at the clinique counter! FRANK: Let's begin. I'm on the phone with someone... [Elaine closes the door and Kramer checks the slices.]. So while Jerry, Elaine, George, and greater society as a whole may have met his genius with arrogant dismissal, we discovered profound value in the Assman’s 9 years of shoptalk. Kramer: So, George took my slicer down to Kruger and they're smoothing The tied took them Look how thin that is, see that's It’s one of the best meat slicers that use a self-sharpening blade system and can handle every kind of boneless meat be it venison, mutton or beef. Don't... Hey! on it. 31 quotes from John Kramer: 'The people’s silence is a tyrant’s greatest advocate. ], [Kruger's. [Elaine is on the phone and the radio plays music very loud (Iron Butterfly: [Monk's cafe. It's like a grubby scrub. It's not from Dr. Sitarides, it's Jerry: Hey, I wonder if they have a picture of my rash in here. [Kruger leaves and George notices a photograph on the table: Kruger's George: What did you do here? of Kruger. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! a common ingredient in metal cleaners. Elaine: I...eh...I got a piece a my heal stuck in a slicer. They, they stole my idea. Michael Richards................. Cosmo Kramer, Guest starring: Do you have any idea how it feels like to save someone's George: But it's not a photograph, I need a photograph! I could go hog wild in there. And I was in that photo, I'm not gonna betray that trust. George: Well, I'm still here. to a fancy dinner, flowers... George: Yeah, you gotta do it classy [wipes his mouth to his sweater.]. George: Well, he said it could be cancer, maybe you should get it checked George: Eh, listen Mr. Kruger, I got a message from Dr. Van Nostrand Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. You took out the wrong guy. Enter: Kramer’s deli slicer, which she and Kramer use to slide meat … it.]. Couldn't get the girl go out with me the second time. ], Elaine: [Banging the wall] Turn your alarm off!! Kramer: Hey, our meat problems are solved. George: Almost. Kramer: Well, he moved to a hotel and the cat eventually died. Kruger: George, I have to honest; I could go either way with you...but Jerry: It must take a really really big zit, to kill a man! Elaine: This is it. JERRY: Where did you get this thing? Jerry: Sadly, that knowledge could've help me. Billy Kramer: [crying] If I don't like it, can I come home? Whether you’re a professional chef, caterer, or home cook, a meat slicer is an essential kitchen tool for the thinnest cuts of meat. 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